<OT>Hello Mark,

Thank you for your nice letter. My English is bad. I mean I can speak just a few words. Your letters to me and my for you will be translate by agency's interpreter. If you are going call me that we will speak through interpreter too. As I have no phone at home so you should call to the agency. But before you should pay for phone conversation and inform me about the date of your call and the time. It's really good idea if you called me. I think privet conversation could let us know each other much better. Especially if we could talk oftenly. Of course if you can allow yourself to do it. Mark I'm really looking for real destiny. And I'm not looking just for Holiday. I want be with man who I beloved for all my life. And I think so too that we would probably have near about 60 or more children. I like anymals very much and nature. I like walking out if the whether is sunny and dry. I like grass, sea and blue sky. Mark it's really good if you so romantic person as you wrote. Because I like candlelight dinners especially together with love man near with me. Of course I've never had like dinners the ocean. Because here is no ocean. But I hope someday I could have it. I want it so much. And the most I really want to have it with you dear Mark. I saw your photo. And I have to say that you are so attractive and (sorry) sexy man. You look so representative. I happy meet you in my life. mark I liked your idea about white horse. And I want it a lot.

Unfortunatly I can't play a musical instruments. But I like leastining music very beautiful music. Of course I have music center and with love listening your own music. Send it me please.

Mark it's not good if you smoke but you can make some exercises in sport. Maybe if we would be together we will go to the gym. I would like to have more than one children. And I with love meet with all your three children. I think they are really nice guys and love you very much. But I'm affraid if they didn't like me. Will it be problem for our relations and fore you?

Mark it's not worry me your age. I like it. Please don't worry about. The most important if you good man and will love me so much for all our life together.

Mark I think you are really suitable and I want to be with you. Mark I have to say you something. I have no job now. I have been retired by my chief. And I can't find another job. Does it worry you? Maybe I'm not suitable for you.

Answer me sooner.
Best wishes.
Olga

<MC>HI BLISS
PLEASE RETURN THIS LETTER BACK TO OLGA . DETAILS BELOW

<BA> Dear Sir,
We have to inform you
that your lady Olga
is a client of Agency "Bliss".
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<OT>Hello Mark,
Thank you for your nice letter. My English is bad. I mean I can speak just a few words. <MC> Yes I had a Russian ???????. Do you speak Russian as well as Ukraine ? I speak some Russian ! The 3 most important words are the English for ? ????? ???? . Maybe when you really mean it you will say it to me one day. Until then I just dream......... <OT> Your letters to me and my for you will be translate by agency's interpreter. If you are going call me that we will speak through interpreter too. As I have no phone at home so you should callto the agency. But before you should pay for phone conversation and inform me about the date of your call and the time. It's really good idea if you called me. I think private conversation could let us know each other much better. Especially if we could talk oftenly
<MC>Bad translation are you trying to say often or openly ?
<OT> Of course if you can allow yourself to do it.
<MC>Looking at you photo I think that 1000 times a day seems about right. You will have to take your bed to the agency so that you can spend 24 hours a day receiving my letters ! <OT> Mark I'm really looking for real destiny. And I'm not looking just for Holiday. I want be with man who I beloved for all my life. And I think so too that we would probably have near about 60 or more children.
<MC>I don't want to sound too naughty at this early stage but looking at your photo ( and I need 175,458,296,874 more please) if you learn to say the words above every day we will have 120 children ! How can any woman look so sexy, and as sweet as honey at the same time. <OT> I like animals very much and nature. I like walking out if the whether is sunny and dry. I like grass, sea and blue sky. Mark it's really good if you so romantic person as you wrote. Because I like candlelight dinners especially together with love man near with me. Of course I've never had like dinners by the ocean. Because here is no ocean. But I hope someday I could have it. I want it so much.
<MC>If you carry on talking to me the way you do, our 120 children will be named after the 120 beaches that we made them on !
<OT> And the most I really want to have it with you dear Mark. I saw your photo. And I have to say that you are so attractive and (sorry) sexy man.
<MC>What do you mean sorry - sorry for being a bit naughty or sorry because I am old and a bit fat ?
<OT> You look so representative.
<MC>Please explain. Representitive of what ? Bad translation I think. Are you trying to say Sales Representive/ business man ?
<OT> I would be happy to meet you in my life.
<MC>I would be delighted to meet you ! And it looks very likely that I will ! Before I come to see you I need you to do something for me please. I need you to find out the price of English lessons. Lots of them. Please write to me with the details and I will send you money for them. Do you have more photos ? I want to see you looking pretty and sweet on one, sexy on another (don't mis-understand me I don't mean naughty), and sophisticated on the other. I mean just be yourself. Do you have good photos or do I send you money to go to a photographer ?
<OT> Mark I liked your idea about white horse. And I want it a lot.
<MC>Well my horse is very excited now. He said that he likes you as well. He is jumping around and is going to damage my house he is so excited !! <OT> Unfortunatly I can't play a musical instruments.
<MC>NOT important. It is only important that you like dancing and listening to music.
<OT> But I like listening to music very beautiful music. Of course I have music centre and would love to listen to your own music. Send it me please. <MC>But do you want it on cassette tape or CD ? So I need your address for that please.
<OT> Mark it's not good if you smoke but you can make some exercises in sport. Maybe if we would be together we will go to the gym.
<MC>no problem or maybe we can play tennis and do other things as well for excerise-you want 60 children remember !, I know that if I had the inner warmth from a beautiful wife I would stop smoking. <OT> I would like to have more than one child. And I with love meet with all your three children. I think they are really nice guys and love you very much. But I'm afraid if they won't like me. Will it be problem for our relations and for you? <MC>Of course it is a big problem if they don't like you but believe me my children will love you if you make me happy. <OT> Mark it does not worry me your age. I like it. Please don't worry about.
<MC>Thank God for that. I still can't understand why you would find an old man attractive, but I'm not going to argue I just consider myself the luckiest man on the planet ! <OT> The most important if you good man and will love me so much for all our life together.
<MC>Well if you look like the photo and sound like the letters that is a definate YES !

Please tell me in great detail what you think a perfect husband has to do to be perfect ? Please tell me in great detail what you think a perfect wife has to do to be perfect ?

<OT> Mark I think you are really suitable and I want to be with you.
<MC>My God I don't believe it ! Christmas Birthday and Jackpot/Lottery all in one ! <OT> Mark I have to say to you something. I have no job now. I have been retired by my chief. And I can't find another job.
<MC>What jobs have you had ?
<OT> Does it worry you?
<MC>Of course not. If you come to England the government will not let you work for 12 months anyway. If you were my wife you would not need to work. EVER ! (Unless you wanted to and working made you happy) <OT> Maybe I'm not suitable for you.
<MC>Why because you are too good for me ? Because it certainly is not because I am too good for you. I don't want a strong business lady I want a wife and I am very serious about it. I have looked at the Internet at 60,000 women's photos and you were the prettiest. I only wrote to you for a dream. I never thought that you would actually reply ! My only dream is that I can make you happy......so that one day you will love me enough to make me happy. ??????? ?

<OT> Answer me soon.
Best wishes.Olga

<BA>Dear Sir,
We have to inform you
that your lady Olga
is a client of Agency "Bliss".
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<OT>Hello Mark,
You sent me very interest letter. Because you back my letter with your unswers below. It is very very interesting for me. You wrote me very kind letter. And I liked it very much. When I said about you representetive I mean as business man.Mark it's good if you sure your children like me. I promise make you the happiest man in the world. As I think the perfect wife has to love her husband very much and worry about he. Well I want tell you about me as your future wife. O'key? maybe I'm hurry but I'd tell you. If we married someday I want cook meal for you and our children, support you in everything, love you and thinking about you all the time. When you went job I will be with our children. I will be good mother. And I love kids. As you remember I was an educator <MC> SHE NEVER TOLD ME THIS BEFORE ! and I can be on good terms with them. Mark I'm waiting from perfect husband his tenderness (of course I will give him all of mine), care, love, support and big wishes to be only with me not with somebody except me. I believe you are really so nice as I think.

Mark you wrote me about you can come and meet me.
It will be great. I really want to meet you and know everything about you much more better than from letters. It's really good if you want I know English. I with love agree of course if you don't change your mind. I always dream about this language. But know I want it the mostly. The main reason I found you honey and want to know you and talk to you in privet without interpreter help. It's very difficult say something you through other people. I think if I knew this language it will be more easy understand you, talk to you and express all our thoughts to each other. Mark I asked agency's manager send you their price list and you can see yourself their price list.

Mark I want to say you something. It is very important for me. Mark I like you very much. I'm happy I found you and I'm really affraid to loose you. I'm serious to you and I hope you too. I don't want be disappointed if you are not serious to me. Please write me more about your senses to me.

Well I close my letter and wait for your soon answer.
It is really GREAT I found you! Thanks God!

Best wishes, Kisses x

<BA>Dear Sir,
We send you an information which includes our services and prices: Translation service:
* to translation 1 letter-$7,50
* to translation 10 letters-$70,50
* to translation 20 letters-$140
* to translation 10 minutes over the phone-$5
* scan picture-$2
Also we propose a subscription which includes unlimited quantity of letters:
* 1 month-$91,35
* 2 month-$174,35
* 3 month-$257,35
If you wish we can to arrange foreign languages
courses for your lady:English, Spanish and French.
English courses:
* basic course: 3 times a week, 2 hours per day, for period 3 month-$450
* basic course: 3 times a week, 2 hours per day, for period 1,5 month-$250.
Spanish courses:
* basic course: 3 times a week, 3 hours per day, for period 3 month-$560
* basic course: 3 times a week, 3 hours per day, for period 2 month-$345.
French courses:
* basic course: 3 times a week, 3 hours per day, for period 3 month-$500
* basic course: 3 times a week, 3 hours per day, for period 2 month-$325.
If you wish your lady study any other language we will give to her this opportunity.
Here information about your transfer money for pay Agency's services: *transfer your money via the Western Union system in USA dollars.
The address:Western Union Ukraine, Donetsk.
You have:
* to sent your money, indicating our manager's name as
a receiver Klepikova Helen;
* to inform our Agency about the date of transfer,
the money transfer control number(send an e-mail with information).
If you have some questions you can write to us.
Thank you for your interest to our client Olga.

Respectfully yours,
Head of Agency "Bliss"
Nikitina Anna.

<MC>Olga.

Please ask the agency to translate and print out the translation of this letter to give to you.. ??? ???? ?????????, ? ???? ???? ???? ???? keen on you but, I am a little offended that you are in too much of a hurry to answer my questions fully. If you are busy, reply later with a full heart when you have more time. If you really want to marry a businessman you don't have to be clever as Albert Einstein (that would discourage me) but you have to be methodical and organised. I am very serious about finding a Russian wife. You are my favourite so far ! If you want me to come to see you soon with an idea to meet, possibly get engaged and for you to come to England on a Fiancee visa and the marry me, you then you need to answer the questions you forgot to answer or missed :
1) Do you speak a) Russian ?b) Ukrainian ?c) Both ?
I need to know this because if you speak Russian, I will probably be able to talk with you. This decides how soon I come....
2) Do you have any photographs of you (or your family) to send me yet ? I desperately need these.
3) You have not told me whether your music centre has a - a) CD player or a
b) cassette tape or c) both.
4) I need your address please so that I can send it to you ( tell the agency not to worry because sending letters by post is too slow (4 weeks) and stupid so I will be renewing their contact charges anyway. This is not a sly plot to get your address)
5) Why did you say '(sorry) sexy man '? Were you worried that I might not like you if you were too familiar / forward / naughty with me ?. I don't understand please explain. Why sorry ? I really need to know.

There are four more questions that I want you to go away and think about and when you have a few spare hours of peace and quiet , with a paper and pen I want you to think for long and think hard, plan your answer please and ask the agency to translate and send it back This is probably the most important writing of your life ! If you think that I am being unreasonable, you need to know that my original letter to you took me about 60 hours to compose, translate to Russian and then type out in Russian/English. I need you to show me how clever and sensible you are with your feet on the ground and not head in the clouds. This is not a fable / fairytale----But your Prince might come sooner than you think ! ( I will have to come without the horse because it died when it fell down the stairs last night ! Sorry ! It took 4 people to pull the dead horse out of my house !)

1) I want in at least 150 words all your HONEST thoughts all your worries and all the advantages and disadvantages of marrying me on paper . All your feelings good, selfish, greedy and BAD. (also naughty or not- don't be embarrased, just give the agency the paper and run away ! Go back the next day with sunglasses on). I PROMISE that I will not be offended or think badly of you for being honest, however big the disadvantage is or how naughty the thoughts are, I need to respect you for your cleverness, your understanding, your planning and your honesty. If you think of something bad then tell me whether or not it worries you. Write about how you will feel when I get to 60 if I cannot satisfy you when you are at the height of your sexual peak at 40 ?. Write about how you think the kids will feel that their Dad is actually old enough to be their Grandad ? (Even though he did have a mental age of 5 for all his life). Don't forget to include few good things about me as well ????????? !!!!
2) Do your parents know about this ? If so what do they say ? If not, when are you going to tell them ? Have you told them how old I am ? What do your friends say ? Be honest with me please. Honesty is the most important part of any relationship. More important than anything else.
3) I want to know in at least 100 words what you want me to do as a husband to make you happy forever.
4) I want to know in at least 100 words what you want to do for your husband to make him happy forever. ??????? ????

<BA>Dear Sir,

We have to inform you
that your lady Olga
is a client of Agency "Bliss".
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<OT>Hello Mark,

Thank you for you so kind letter.
I'm really very serious about you. And I with love
want meet you someday. I want be happy and have very
nice, happy and helth family with children of course.
You are worry that you old to be father for our childrens.
I think you wrong about. Each kind needs just futher and believe he will not be thinking about your age. If you good father and love your kids this is the most importenet for each of them. Now about your questions. I speak Russian and Ukrainiane. But as I remember you want I learn English and I want to know too this so beautiful language. And I think if we will have relations for marriage it's mean I have to know your native language. Did you receive agency's price list? Because you asked me about they did it. And they sent it for you. It's really good if you can speak Russian with me when you came here to meet me. And if I will speak English with you. Is it difficult for you speak in Russian? Of course I have another photographs. I have music center with CD. I said sorry for sexy man because it sound too familiar. But you are really sexy man! Sorry about your horse.

Honey don't worry about your 60. Because I know that you will satisfy me after 60 too. And plese don't think about even. How could you think about this if you so sexual, attractive and so exciting. You are best man I have been seen anytime. You can't image how I like you and want be with you. Yes you might be think I'm hurry. Maybe yes. But I know what I want and what I'm looking for. And I have you now and I'm not going loose you. If you don't like this my words plese tell me about. And if you don't want continue our relationships because I'm so hurry than just write me about. It will break my heart but it your decision and I have to accept it. But I really doen't want hear from you about finish in our connection. Write me about. It is very important for me. If you still want meet me I can come to you. Oh, sorry, I'm hurry again. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't know how can I prove you my interesting in you.

My parents know about you and saw your photo.
They say: " If he will make you happy and love you than marriage him" They liked you. My mom said you have very kind face. And father said that you look younger on your photo. You see everything is fine and my parents like you. And they just want we will be happy and have very good relations. well honey I have to close my letter.

Goodbye honey. Kiss you, Olga.

<OT>Hello Mark,

Thank you for you so kind letter.
I'm really very serious about you. And I with love want meet you someday.
<MC>You will meet me someday ! And I hope that the love will be electric !
<OT>I want be happy and have very nice, happy and healthy family with children of course.
<MC>I can give you much more than that !
<OT>You are worried that you will be too old to be father for our children. I think you wrong about it. Each child needs just father and believe he will not be thinking about your age.
<MC>I agree-- now you are talking clever. This is what I want --a bad point and why it doesn't worry you.
<OT>If you good father and love your kids this is the most important for each of them. Now about your questions.
<MC>Good you have stopped running around like a crazy person. <OT>I learn English and I want to know too this so beautiful language. And I think if we will have relations for marriage it means that I have to know your native language. Did you receive agency's price list?
<MC>Yes this is very expensive. I need to know that this money is definately well spent on the lady I am going to marry. You certainly look like the right lady ! But I only have one photo and also I am waiting for you to put all of your thoughts good and bad on a piece of paper when you have more time and stop running around all over the place.
<OT>Because you asked me about they did it. And they sent it for you.
<MC>Thank you.
<OT>It's really good if you can speak Russian with me when you came here to meet me. And if I will speak English with you.
<MC>Don't worry it will be 4 months before you need English.
<OT>Is it difficult for you speak in Russian?
<MC>Quite difficult, slow but possible.
<OT>Of course I have more photographs.
<MC>So where are they ? Please send by e-mail on the computer as many as you can as soon as possible. All different types of photo. <OT>I have music centre with CD.
<MC>I will send you CD then but I still need your address ! You have forgotten !
<OT>I said (sorry) sexy man because it sounds too familiar. But you are really sexy man!
<MC>This is good. It is important for me. If the lady doesn't find the man sexy or the other way round, the relationship is off to a bad start. Bad sex is as bad as a terrible relationship or no trust. The more forward you are the more I know you like me. You are not behaving like whore, you are being forward with a man because he wants to be your future husband. Nothing is too dirty if you really love someone.

<OT>Sorry about your horse.
<MC> I was only joking of course !

<OT>Honey don't worry about when you're 60. Because I know that you will satisfy me after 60 too.
<MC> Good because you won't believe how much I want to satisfy you. And please don't think about even. Everything needs thinking about. I have already had a Russian Fiancee and it took 6 months to get her over here at my expense of US$ 6,000 including visas flights telephone calls. After 3 weeks she didn't like it (and me) and went back to Russia refusing to talk about it. You will be given many tasks to perform to get your visa etc and have to go to interviews which will damage your life forever if you get it wrong and are refused a visa. I need to know that you are clever enough to do this all without any mistakes.
<OT>How could you think about this if you so sexual, attractive and so exciting.
<MC> Because I want to make you happy forever not just for 15 years ! <OT>You are best man I have been seen anytime. You can't imagine how I like you and want be with you. <MC> And I want to be with you as well sweetheart !
<OT>Yes you might be thinking I'm in a hurry. Maybe yes.
<MC> Well find some time over the next couple of days and write all of those words for me please .
<OT>But I know what I want and what I'm looking for. And I have you now and I'm not going loose you <MC> You will if you drive me crazy---now please stop worrying ----relax. Everything is just fine ! <OT>If you don't like this my words please tell me about.
<MC> I love the words, have you any idea how much it pleases an old man that the most beautiful young girl he has ever seen in his life finds him attractive and sexy ? It makes me cry with joy (and too embarassed to stand up for 10 minutes) Sorry --now who is being too forward ? I just want you to think long and think hard about problems that we may have this is a real world not a fantasy world. <OT>And if you don't want continue our relationships because I'm so hurry than just write me about.
<MC> No I just want you to be sensible and think hard.
<OT>It will break my heart but it your decision and I have to accept it. But I really don't want hear from you about you wanting to finish in our connection.
<MC> Now you are being silly and hysterical ! I promise that if I want to finish the connection, I will tell you in a letter, but you must learn to relax. I want you forever but I still want you to prove to me that you are clever and organised and methodical by writing all of those words for me................ <OT>Write me about. It is very important for me. If you still want meet me I can come to you. <MC> No ---you would never get a visa to come to the UK until we were engaged and met and been in contact for at least 4 months. Everyone wants to live in England (I don't know why) and immigration is the strictest in the world. Apart from that I want to meet your parents, see your home, understand your life. How can I possibly marry someone I don't understand ? And believe me I dream about having such a beautiful wife as you ! I only have one photo but you look like the most beautiful woman I have ever seen .
<OT> Oh, sorry, I'm hurry again. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
There we go again

<OT>I don't know how can I prove to you my interest in you. <MC> Best way ---write two columns on a piece of paper good on one side and bad on the other. I want to know that you are clever enough to understand bad as well as good and write down why the bad things and why they don't worry you . Ask your parents and friends to help you. I want to know what you feel about all the bad things and why these are OK. It is really important to me.
<OT>My parents know about you and saw your photo.
<MC>Very good
<OT>They say: " If he will make you happy and love you than marry him" They liked you. My mom said you have very kind face.
<MC>Good ! I have a kind heart as well.
<OT>And father said that you look younger on your photo.
<MC>Good it is very important to me that they approve.
<OT>You see everything is fine and my parents like you. And they just want we will be happy and have very good relations.
<MC>We will have good relations if you answer the next few questions : I still want to know in at least 100 words what you want me to do as a husband to make you happy forever. Make a list I still want to know in at least 100 words what you want to do for your husband to make him happy forever. Make a list

New questions be honest please.
I also want to know why you think older men are more suitable ? What is wrong with Russian / Ukrainian men ? When I was your age achohol and drugs were very popular. What is your opinion ? Have you ever been totally drunk ? Have you ever tried drugs ? (don't worry it's not important I just want to know -BE HONEST) What was your education ? (don't worry it's not important I just want to know ) What is your Dad's job. (don't worry it's not important I just want to know ) Does your Mum have a job ? (don't worry it's not important I just want to know ) Do you have any brothers and sisters ?

Now about your character:
If I was to get annoyed with you (which I would imagine that I will one day) I am very good tempered but if I raise my voice because I am annoyed, will you
1) Shout at me
2) Run off crying and want to go back home to Ukraine and refuse to talk about it.
3) Give me a big kiss and a hug let me look into your beautiful grey eyes and say sorry let's talk about why you are annoyed (It may be my fault remember )

<OT>well honey I have to close my letter. Goodbye honey.Kiss you, Olga.
<MC> ??? ????????? ??????? x x x (and you won't believe how much more than 3 little kisses you will get if you answer all of my questions the way I asked in one letter this time ! )

I have the following to offer you if you are the right lady ;
Love, good conversation, romantic man with crazy humour, offering you total protection, security, consideration, gentleness, a best friend for you and for our children, a comfortable lifestyle, good travel, beautiful cosy detached 3 bedroom house with a big garden, plenty of good tender, gentle, loving sex every day, and complete faithfullness.

<BA>Dear Sir,

We have to inform you
that your lady Olga
is a client of Agency "Bliss".
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<OT> Hello Mark,

It is really pleasure to receive letters from you honey.
I liked your photo (I mean photoshop) near with me.
We look great together. What do you think about?
I'm sorry about your ex lady from Russian. She was bad one. She was untrust with you. I hope you know that I'm other one. I can't image how that girl could left you and went away. It was fully from her side. I'm eager come to you and meet you. I'm sure I will never say you goodbye dear. I'm just waiting say you:"Hello honey. I'm so missed you. I'm here and want be with you every day, every time, every minute, every second." It is true Mark. I want you believe me and thinking about me every time.

Honey sorry you don't want yet I learn English. Of course I dreamed about it and you wrote me that you want it too. But if you don't want it's fine. I will dream about it and someday start to learn this language. But honey we will not meet each other before I know English. I know that you can speak Russian but I want talk to you only English. Because if we met and want marruage I should know your language. How could I live in your country if I can't speak language of this country. Please understand me.

Mark about my photos. I can't send it to you. It costs $2 for scan of one photo. Sorry but I can't pay now. You know I have no job now. I have no money even buy good food. I'm shame but I live in very poor country. If I scared you, sorry. I will send it you when find new job.

Mark you answered me much questions. I think you don't trust me. Maybe you think I'm not REAL? It's make me sad, very sad. I thought you like me.

My father is miner.
My mother is teacher in the school.
I graduated just school. I have no high degree.
I've never tried drugs, never smoked and alcohol.
I have no any brothers or sisters.

And if something happened between us I will never go back to Ukraine. I just say let's talk about. And I will never shout at you.

Mark I want make you happy and have good family with you.
You are really that man I was dream about. I know that our children will be happy and proud of their father. You are so nice and I can't tell you how I want you will be as my husband. I know that I don't want have another husband instead you. Believe me.

Write me soon.Kiss you. Olga.

<MC> Dear Bliss
I am trying to send a CD record to Olga but she does not give her address. Her address is useless to me as letters take so long to get to Ukraine and I will be continuing with the service after the month because I need speed and your translation services anyway. I will be buying English lessons off you shortly when I can afford it.
Anyway I want to send Olga US$ 68 as a gift and money for her to send me 6 photos (US$ 12) . I don't want to tell her I want it to be a surprise. And of course I need her address and second name to do this also ! Please can you give this to me along with the address of the nearest branch of Western Union to her apartment.

And please do not tell Olga about this ! It is a surprise !

<BA> Hello Mr.Cxxxx,
Thank you for your message.
It will be really nice surprise for Olga.
We will not tell her about gift from you.

You should send money to her via WU system.
Olga's full name: Timashova Olga.
Address of Western Union: Western Union, Donetsk, Ukraine.
Olga can receive money in the each department of Western Union in our city. It's more comfortable for her.

About address you should ask Olga. Because we can not give it to you without Olga's agreement. And of course we can not ask Olga to give it us because as you said it will be suprise for her.

Thank you for your interest to our client Olga.
Respectfully yours,
head of agency "Bliss"
Nikitina Anna.
------------------------THEN WITHIN 10 MINUTES----------------------
<BA>Hello Mr.Cxxxx,

We would like inform you that your lady Olga will have birthday date at December 22nd.
Thank you for your interest to our client Olga.
Respectfully yours,head of agency "Bliss" Nikitina Anna.
-----------------NEXT DAY ----------------------------------

<OT>Hello Mark,

Where are you? Why don't you write me today?
I'M WAITING AND WAITING.
Maybe you don't want write to me anymore.Tell me the truth dear.
Kiss you.Olga.

<MC> Hello darling Olga

I am here. I have been thinking for 2 days.
Truth ? I always tell the truth. Everyone in England knows me for being honest. OK then these are my thoughts. What am I supposed to think ? Darling, the lady on the photo is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. On the street, magazine, photos, TV, films anywhere. She can have any man she wants. But she throws herself at me. I would do anything for a beautiful polite loving sexy lady like the one on the photo, but......... It is just too good to be true.........And then you say that are you are real. Is that really the photo of the person I have been writing to ? And I have asked 3 times for your address for the CD and you still do not give it darling. Are you embarrassed about your address ? Or are you forgetful and dizzy ? Is it because imaginary people do not have addresses because they do not exist ? Where can I find the lady on the photo ? I want her forever................. What am I supposed to think ? How can you be real ? Why do you not give me your address for the CD ? I am very upset. Only when I have your address for the CD, I write to you again and with a ??????? ??????? .

<OT>Oh Honey Mark,

I'm really really sorry. Of course I have address.
Because I'm not woman just from picture. And I think
it is not true that I 'm the most beautiful woman you
have ever seen.
And if I choose you Mark it's mean I like you and I don't
like no one man except you.
And i don't think you like me very much. Because you don't trust me. And this is very important for me. I trust you and waite the same from you. Mark if I forgot to give you my home address it's doesn't mean I'm not real. I've just upset. I have no job, no money, no good dresses. This is my big problem. If someone hasn't food. How could he lives and think about something except his problem? I understand you can't understand me because you have all of this and you shouldn't think about food, money and so on.

Mark I don't no what can I say else to be real for you.
I think if you don't believe me and don't want write to me please let me know about. Just write - I don't want be in touch with you Olga. And I will never disturb you again. You will hurt me. But it will be your choice and decision.

Kiss you.Olga.

<OT>Oh Honey Mark,
I'm really really sorry. Of course I have address.
<MC> So for goodness sake TELL ME WHAT IT IS THEN ----BEFORE I GO BLOODY CRAZY ! <OT>Because I'm not woman just from picture.
<MC>WELL WHAT ARE YOU THEN ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND ? MAYBE TRANSLATION ERROR.
<OT>And I think it is not true that I 'm the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
<MC>If you are the woman on the picture then you are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN-FACT. <OT>And if I choose you Mark it's mean I like you and I don't like no one man except you. And i don't think you like me very much.
<MC>YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE
<OT>Because you don't trust me. And this is very important for me. I trust you and wait the same from you. Mark if I forgot to give you my home address
<MC>(AND STILL HAVE FORGOTTEN NOW)
<OT> it's doesn't mean I'm not real. I'm just upset. I have no job, no money, no good dresses. This is my big problem. If someone hasn't food.
<MC>OR MEMORY.
<O> How could he live and think about something except his problem?
<MC>I KNOW ALL ABOUT PROBLEMS...I HAVE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A LADY ON A PHOTO WHO STILL WON'T GIVE ME HER ADDRESS ! <OT> I understand you can't understand me because you have all of this and you shouldn't think about food, money and so on. Mark I don't know what can I say else to be real for you.
<MC>YOUR ADDRESS WOULD BE A START.
<OT> I think if you don't believe me and don't want write to me please let me know about. Just write - I don't want be in touch with you Olga. And I will never disturb you again. You will hurt me.
<MC>WHY WILL IT BE ME HURTING YOU ? IT IS YOU THAT WILL NOT GIVE YOUR ADDRESS.
<OT> But it will be your choice and decision.Kiss you.Olga

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<OT> Hello Mark,

This is my address: Nizhnekurganskaya street 27/139.

I've just forgot wrote it you in my last letter.
And I don't think you can understand the same problem as I have.
About I'm not woman from picture. I mean there are not only pretty
face see on you from picture. It is me - my real face. It is my
photo. And I'm really want continue our connection with you.
I'm happy you liked my photo very much. I'd with love send you more
my pictures but I can't afford me to do this. You know I have no so
opportunities. If I had it I will do this for you honey.

It is good you fallen in love with me. I hope it's true.
And if it true then we will have good future together.
Because I have feelings to you too.

Kiss you.Waite for your answer.Olga.

<MC>Dear Olga

I think the best way to see a picture of the girl of my dreams is to use my own eyes ! So I might just come to see you soon ! Sooner than you think ! And then I know you are real ! And if you are I'll be so glad !!!

<OT>Hello Mark,

It's your problem if you don't believe in my real.
I don't believe you like me.
I'm not going prove you my real.

Don't write me more. I don't want be with man who don't trust me. Olga.

<MC> I knew it ! As soon as I threaten to expose you by seeing you, you say don't write anymore. Bad move ! If you were real you would be excited that your future husband would be coming to meet you !
CAUGHT YOU !And your Bliss office isn't open at 4.30am Russian time to translate e-mails to send to me. But the e-mails come back within minutes, from a girl that isn't on the phone. So where does she live ? At the bliss office ? Ah come to meantion it you did try to take US$ 250 for the lessons. I didn't fall for that one though ! And I nearly fell for the oldest trick in the book. Send you money for your birthday or better still, bring it with presents for your birthday !. Well I wonder what the reaction from antiscam.net and allrussian.com would be if I told them my story ?? They will love to check you out !
Anyway I have to look for a real wife.....
Bye
PS Who the hell is the beautiful woman on the photo anyway ?? She is obviously a model. Who is she ?
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